Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A) (by willam belli)

After a RIDICULOUS amount of this

I finally asked myself:

And then I did the following:

Before, FINALLY, doing the following to all 13,984 words of my dissertation:

AND NOW. THE BITCH IS GONE. HUZZAH!

NOW

TO EDIT

Dear darling Tumblr,

Thank you for telling me that Matt Nathanson is supporting Train in Glasgow on May 7th. I now have my ticket. EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO MEEEEE!!!

THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.